so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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