I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize
