i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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