HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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