you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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