He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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