that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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