No, you can still breathe under the balls.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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