You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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