why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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