Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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