He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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