Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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