Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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