It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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