Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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