I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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