Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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