i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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