you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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