So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
cat food counts as protein by the way
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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