Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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