I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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