I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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