okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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