whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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