Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I had to cum in my sink.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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