We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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