no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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