why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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