just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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