Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
