we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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