what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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