We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i think my mom watched the whole time
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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