I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
