I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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