So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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