apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
