he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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