i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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