So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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