I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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