Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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