You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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