Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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