maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
