i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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