I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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