Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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