nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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