this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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