oh god the rape fog is back!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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