The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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