is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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