Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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