And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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