Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
